cheezybrie92:
“ stumbleonhometomycats:
“this is the greatest tweet of 2018
”
How could you leave out the best reply?
”

cheezybrie92:

stumbleonhometomycats:

this is the greatest tweet of 2018

How could you leave out the best reply?

image




wewontbe:
“ karnalesbian:
“ jumex:
“ nest:
“the ratemyprofessor for one of my college’s philosophy profs
”
at 10:30 am
”
sounds about right for a philosophy professor
”
this is how you unlock his side quest
”

wewontbe:

karnalesbian:

jumex:

nest:

the ratemyprofessor for one of my college’s philosophy profs

at 10:30 am

sounds about right for a philosophy professor

this is how you unlock his side quest



cair–paravel:

Fabergé’s Peacock egg, 1908. The peacock is a mechanical wind-up toy that struts around, moving its head and opening and closing its tail. It took three years to design.



letmecastaspellforyou:

ouyangdan:

blackhorseandthecherrytree:

nourgelitnius:

tofixtheshadows:

It’s come to my attention that I have not yet made a post about Farmer’s Market Hot™.  

Farmer’s Market Hot is a specific kind of aesthetic that is the result of me watching Orphan’s Black and trying to describe the hotness of Cal to others.

image

See my point?

Farmer’s Market Hot is a wholesome kind of hot. Rugged but approachable. It’s not the kind of hot where you immediately go, “Oh my god they’re so perfect, I want to take them home and photograph them/tear their clothes off.” That’s for later.

This is the kind of hot for people who would visit the farmer’s market to buy some organic cheeses on their way to pick up their kids from their Creativity Through Music class. It’s the look that says “I’m here to support our local beekeepers.” You see them and it makes you want to settle down. You want to do your taxes with them, raise dogs together.

It’s borderline hipster without the elitism and irony, borderline country without the sound of Tim McGraw. If they’re white, racist shit like dreads automatically disqualifies them.

Guys will most likely be stubbly, or bearded, but not to the point of lumberjack. Think Chris Evans in between Marvel movies.

image

Pictured: a man who wants to buy artisan bread from a stall and be polite to the merchants.

Imagine a woman with a sunflower tattoo, wearing a high-low dress and clunky dependable boots, holding a dog’s leash while she waits at the knife sharpening booth. Imagine a man wearing flannel and holding a baby while talking about ethical alternatives to quinoa.

Farmer’s Market Hot™.

Add this to your vocabulary.

It’s that time of the year again, so I felt the need to bring this back.

image

farmer’s market hot

the quality content i am here for

I can’t not post this gif now

image


pissvortex:

cerebromadre:

pissvortex:

the authoritarian right’s obsession with not jacking off is the funniest thing ever they’re like monks but racist

beats being a godless degenerate from the left

image




unclefather:
“ cutekittensarefun:
“The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.
”
That is the host
”

unclefather:

cutekittensarefun:

The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.

That is the host



profeminist:

lagonegirl:

Shirley Chisholm. As the first black woman to run for president for a major political party, she was years ahead of her time. So why don’t more people know about her?

  • She championed a bill to ensure domestic workers received benefits, was an advocate for improved access to education, and fought for the rights of immigrants.
  • “She had guts, and she made people believe that they too can be someone, that we are equal, that gender doesn’t mean you can’t achieve the highest office of government,” her goddaughter Marya Boseley says.
  • That desire to break boundaries was what drove Shirley Chisholm to make a run for president in 1972, seeking the Democratic nomination a mere three years after she became a congresswoman.
  • Ms Chisholm, whose slogan was “Unbought and Unbossed,” said she never expected to win but hoped her candidacy would “change the face and future of American politics”.
  • “I stand before you today, to repudiate the ridiculous notion that the American people will not vote for qualified candidates, simply because he is not white or because she is not a male,” she told supporters as she launched her campaign.

I never heard her name in school. Other than hearing Method Man say “I voted for Shirley Chisholm” on Blackout, I knew nothing about her til I read about her on the internet as an adult.

The Democratic Party really fucked Shirley Chisolm over because they wanted a “safe” candidate in George Mcgovern. Then they lost to Nixon.

#BlackHistory #BlackGirlMagic #BlackPride 

Viola Davis To Produce And Star In ‘The Fighting Shirley Chisholm’ At Amazon Studios, Maggie Betts Tapped To Direct



List of bisexuals whose identities are erased by the media.

finger-chips:

gettin-bi-bi-bi:

neurodivergent-crow:

becoming-mara-jade:

neurodivergent-crow:

what-are-you-stuck-in-now:

neurodivergent-crow:

oljawolf:

somalihottiee:

alaynas:

All or which have either been given the name “gay” or “straight“ by the media despite coming out. There are more than two sexualities and this is a fact that most people (even on Tumblr nowadays) forget. People tend to assume that since someone is with a person of the same gender, they’re gay. (Or vice versa in Angelina or P!nk’s case) This is incorrect to assume because you’re erasing their identities in the process. The people on this list aren’t gay or straight, they’re bisexual. No matter how much the media tries to erase that.

also….

Nicki Minaj

Mel B

Pete Wentz

Socrates

Louis XIII

Eleanor Roosevelt 

Jason Mraz

Linsday Lohan

Frida Kahlo

Billie Holiday

Paris Hilton

Salvador Dali

Kurt Cobain

Cher

Coco Chanel

this just made me feel so much better

CHANNING FUCKING TATUM

what

Channing Tatum is openly bisexual but people just….ignore it.

No the fuck i don’t. The fact that i have a chance with Channing Tatum regardless of my gender has gotten me through some bad days. Also David Bowie.

Omg I can’t believe he wasn’t listed I had to double check!

AND DAVID FUCKING BOWIE

reblogging for all my bi kids out there who are trying to find bisexual role models. there are a lot of bi celebrities out there, it’s just that the media doesn’t like to accept that.

IM SORRY WHAT

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ANY OF THIS